dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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