He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i was born a porn star she said
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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