just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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