so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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