haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
being pregnant is like rehab
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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