Its about making memories worth repressing
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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