Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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