you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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