okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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