is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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