Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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