do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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