we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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