I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
