fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Im part way to drunk.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Randomize
