we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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