The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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