Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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