Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I wish i was in the wii world.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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