Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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