i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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