The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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