No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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