This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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