would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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