i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think i peed on brittanys purse
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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