Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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