S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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