just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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