so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I just googled if crying burns calories
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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