And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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