White coat. Heels.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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