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• (540): View more from Virginia

  ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Houston, we have a squirter

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• (718): View more from New York

  this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican

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• (212): View more from New York

  He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.

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