Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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