The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
