At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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