apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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