well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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