she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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