There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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