What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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