why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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