I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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