My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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