You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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