We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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