Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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