I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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