Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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