so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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